My Jackoff Boyfriend

Adventures in "Adulthood" with Davin and Sarah

Despite the name, this is actually not porn. There is, however, the possibility (if not the likelihood) that it will offend you at some point. Hopefully it will also delight and amuse you at other points.

Posted 2 weeks ago

You’re a saint! You should be cannonized tomorrow. Screw it! Why wait? Let’s write the Pope tonight.

- Davin, sarcastically
Seriously, Time Warner?

Posted 3 weeks ago
- Sarah: Our DVR has a mind of its own. It keeps recording random shows on the Discovery channel.
- Davin: It's either a geek, or a Republican, because it sure does like shows about guns.
Keeping Up

Posted 3 weeks ago
- Davin: Nice slippers, Kim Kardashian.
- Sarah: Um, what?
- Davin: I don't know, she seems like the kind of tool who would wear slippers.
Awh...

Posted 1 month ago
- Davin: I love you, Sarah.
- Sarah: How come?
- Davin: I don't pretend to understand it.
Posted 1 month ago

It’s okay to leave, dude. Your wife is a corpsicle.

Davin, while watching “The Titanic”
Bedtime

Posted 1 month ago
- Sarah: Can I be big spoon?
- Davin: You can be whatever utensil you'd like.
B and B

Posted 1 month ago
- Sarah: He he. You said "dicker."
- Davin: Thank you, Beavis.
- Sarah: Does that make you Butthead?
- Davin: No, it just makes you Beavis.
Posted 1 month ago

Don’t worry, babe, I wasn’t really mad. I just like f*$%ing with you.

Davin
Momentary Lapse

Posted 1 month ago
- Sarah: I don't think the apartment below us has a skylight.
- Davin: ...
- Davin: That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Posted 1 month ago
- Davin: I told my co-workers that you wont let me wear white sneakers.
- Sarah: White sneakers are for men without girlfriends. Whose mother's shop for them at Marshall's.

My Jackoff Boyfriend

Adventures in "Adulthood" with Davin and Sarah Despite the name, this is actually not porn. There is, however, the possibility (if not the likelihood) that it will offend you at some point. Hopefully it will also delight and amuse you at other points.

Adventures in "Adulthood" with Davin and Sarah

Despite the name, this is actually not porn. There is, however, the possibility (if not the likelihood) that it will offend you at some point. Hopefully it will also delight and amuse you at other points.